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Thursday, July 27, 2006

Stupid News

Severed Human Hand Found At Home Of Exotic Dancer

SOUTH PLAINFIELD, N.J. -- A severed hand was found at the home of an exotic dancer who decorated her home with skulls, and she was charged with improper disposition of human remains, authorities said. Six skulls were found in another room and the Middlesex County medical examiner determined that all are human. Two people who knew Kay told The Newark Star-Ledger that the hand, which Kay named "Freddy," was a gift from a medical student who frequented an all-nude juice bar where she dances.

Severed Horse's Head Found In Pool Of Councilwoman

MIDDLETOWN, N.Y. -- New York authorities are investigating the discovery a horse's head in a councilwoman's swimming pool. Police in Wawayanda, N.Y., about 106 miles from Albany, said the head was found Tuesday and is being treated as a threat against Councilwoman Gail Soro. A spokesman said she's been harassed before. One of the most famous scenes in "The Godfather" showed a movie mogul waking up with a horse head in his bed after he refused to bow to the will of the title character, played by Marlon Brando.

Woman Steals From Blind Boss

ASHLAND, Ore. -- A woman is accused of stealing at least $14,000 from a blind attorney who hired her as assistant last year. Marissa Renee Wren, 24, of Medford was charged with theft and forgery and was scheduled to be arraigned this week. Soon after being hired, Wren began presenting her boss with checks to sign that were made out to herself, said David Orr, deputy district attorney for Jackson County.

Accused Prowler Falls Asleep In Police Van

BELLEVUE, Wash. -- Police in the Seattle suburb didn't have to go far to arrest a man for investigation of car prowling. He was found sleeping in a special weapons and tactics van. Rsponding to a call of someone breaking into cars, officers quickly found evidence, but couldn't determine who might be responsible. Until about 4:50 a.m., when two SWAT team members came to get their van and found a 25-year-old transient asleep in the back.