Happy Birthday

• Phil Lesh of The Grateful Dead is 67 today.

• In honor of this, you should take something that you can usually do in five minutes...and stretch it out into 17...

• Dee Snider of Twisted Sister is 52 today.

• In honor of this, you should spend some time screaming...

• Bret Michaels of Poison is 44 today.

• In honor of this, you should have sex today...

Hey...maybe you can tie all three things together! Save time!