Heatherless Headlines for the week

Inmate Demands Refund for Milkshake

Toddler Served Margarita in a Sippy Cup

Woman Wins $29,000 for Topless Stroll

Moscow world's most costly city

No-touching policy could land students in detention for hugs, high-fives

Customer Gets Charge Out of Lap Dances

Police: Man Robs Bank, Waits For FBI

Mom Gets Jail Time For Not Enrolling Daughter In School

Bakery Offers Paris Hilton Cupcakes

Bandit Steals Beer Using Fake Leg

Followup: Feces Parking Ticket Proves Costly

Golfer's Attempt To Get Back On The Fairway Sparks Fire