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Man Takes Frosty Dip While Fleeing Scene

Okay, what rhymes with Kyrgyzstan?

Heroin Found in Boots of Bus Passenger

Stop thief, why are you wearing that hanger?

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GPS Leading Driving Astray in N.J. City

Don't Sit on That Toilet!

How Did You Guys Find Me So Fast?

I'm a Cop Kids. Uh, Not Really

Bank error in your favor

Uh, Uh. Where Did I Get This Jacket?

Mich. restaurateur builds a 134-pound burger