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'Goldilocks' Found Asleep at Wash. Home

5th-Grader Finds Mistake at Smithsonian

Hawk Swoops, Attacks Girl at Fenway Park

Toddlers Can No Longer Marry in Ark

Malaysian Man Gets Double Whammy Divorce

Man Escapes From Jail, Nobody Notices

Computer bug eats Ind. students' grades

Drunken Man Awakes Inside Garbage Truck

Man Robs S.C. Bank After Bad Check

Cook Accused of Spitting on Fan's Burger

Missing NY Rev. Found at Ohio Strip Club