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Dozens Get Gas In Wis. For 35 Cents After Mistake

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Man Names Daughter Sarah McCain Palin

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Don't eat those nuts, German police warn thieves

More than 100 sick as too many cooks spoil broth

Man tries to pay for fast food meal with pot

Woman Accused Of Stealing Halloween Decorations