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Trooper cites pair for DUI in single traffic stop

Robber threatens to complain after finding no cash

Man's untimely nap damages church's organ pipes

Husband's coffin kills woman on way to cemetery

Policeman jailed for sex on the job

Victim drives sleeping rapist to police station

Squirrels Too Licentious For Calif. Campus

Toy Hall Of Fame Points To New Addition: The Stick