Heatherless Headlines

(named of course for our News Director Heather, who has too much credibility to read crap like this...)

Warrant, cocaine lead to job seeker's arrest

Priest gets probation for jogging nude at track

Ind. inmates sneak through ceiling to have sex

Undercover officers use Taser on pallbearer

Obama May Have To Bury Beloved BlackBerry

Police Discover $178,000 In Abandoned Safe

Elderly Men Get Free Viagra In Mexico City

Driver sentenced for throwing axe at motorist

Motorist accused of throwing wrench at vehicle

Cops use greasy fingerprints to nab hungry burglar

Sydney brothels bill health insurers for massages, reports