One Dumb-Ass Story
Pamela Anderson is trying to keep Colonel Sanders off of your mail! The animal rights activist, who has battled K-F-C for years over the way they treat their chickens, has written a letter to U-S Postmaster General John E. Potter. It's in response to K-F-C's campaign to get legendary chicken-fryer Harlan Sanders' face on a stamp. In the letter, Pamela says, "Honoring a man whose legacy involves breaking animals' bones and scalding animals to death in de-feathering tanks is contrary to the values of most compassionate citizens, and I hope that you'll deny K-F-C's request. How about another Elvis stamp instead?" Sure, why not? A drug addict who died on his toilet trumps Colonel Sanders any day, right? So, she's a big fan of breasts...just not the Original or Extra Crispy ones?
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