You can't go see John Osborn.

He has no gigs coming up in the near future. Zip. Zilch. Nada. Cero. But whenever the big acts come to The Funny Bone, he opens up for them. So he must be pretty funny. And he does do every Thursday or so at The Bone, so, I guess there's that.

You can hear him, though, here, from our discussion this morning. If enough people like him, maybe someone out there will give him a gig somewhere. Before he ends up playing dress-up with his daughters at home.