J-Lo Names Her Broodlings

Jennifer Lopez and her wife Marc Anthony have revealed the names they've chosen for their babies, who are now 10 days old. The twins are to be called Max and Emme. (As TMZ notes, "Max" and "Emmy" are characters in the PBS animated show Dragon Tales. So are "Quetzal" and "Wheezie," so if the cartoon did provide the couple's inspiration, they deserve some credit for sense and restraint.).

I still say Carburetor and Avacado would have been better suited for the Celebrity Weird Baby Name tradition...