Heatherless Headlines

(named for Heather Richards, our News Director, who is a real journalist and not required to read tripe like these stories:)

Woman being arrested accused of faking birth pains

School bus liquor-store run gets cops' attention

Angry smoker accused of burning 'no smoking' sign

Man smashes into shop for sex with dolls

Boy, 4, shoots babysitter for stepping on his foot

Man shot by his stepdad ends up in jail with him

Police: Mexican woman in wheelchair flees on foot

Cops: Heart at Paw Paw car wash belonged to a deer

Drunk woman calls 911 on herself

Black & white twins - twice!