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New Zealand brewer offers free lifetime beer for laptop return

Wal-Mart Worker Gets His Finger Stuck

Controversial Chocolate Jesus Exhibit Set

Amorous Couple Cause Five-Car Pileup

Fee move for helping fatties

Man Videotaped Self Breaking Into House, Urinating Into Milk Jug

Police: 70-Year-Old Man Stole More Than 900 Gallons Of Gasoline

New Burrito Packs Mucho Fat

Father Of 67 Says He Wants To Get Married For 9th Time

Woman, 81, Shoots Homeless 'Washer'

Drunken priest punches cop, jailed

Welcome signs feature the right town, but wrong state

Coke Rivalry Becomes Physical