Heatherless Headlines

(named for our News Director, Heather Richards, who is a real journalist and shouldn't have to read these dumbass stories. So we do, weekday mornings around 630)

NJ woman sues Pa. sports bar for toilet seat break

Man allegedly assaults girlfriend with burger

Man uses candy cane to subdue attacker with knife

Fla. man accused of making boy drive on beer run

Woman accused of stealing neighbor's decorations

Man accused of tossing Christmas tree at his dad

OBAMA License Plates Targeted By Thieves

Thief steals Thanksgiving dinner off woman's porch

Would-be robber fails to get pot, gets shot

Late workers, students get notes blaming NY subway